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Bert Kreischer - Flying Dildos - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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When Bert Kreischer was in his twenties, he backpacked through Europe and had an educational experience at a live sex show in Amsterdam. Watch full episodes of This Is Not Happening now: http://www.cc.com/shows/this-is-not-happening/full-episodes Follow Bert Kreischer on Twitter: https://twitter.com/bertkreischer
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dadygee (17 minutes ago)
High as giraffe pussy... - classic Bert
Ryan Young (4 hours ago)
Everywhere he goes, some strange event happens where he is in the center, and it's awesome!
Joshua Searle (11 hours ago)
That fake laugh would induce a true sadness
Airon Iversen (18 hours ago)
Tosin Esan (1 day ago)
what kind of fake ass laugh is that 14:38
Marena McKenna (1 day ago)
I laugh-cried the whole time...I'm in a library...good God.
Alex Recupero (2 days ago)
Apollo 13 never landed. It was Apollo 11 that landed. :P
MaynardOwns (2 days ago)
Bert's so funny he cracks himself up. Did flying dildos photos make it on the internet?
Murphy Scott (2 days ago)
FirstSon OFMAN (2 days ago)
Of any any house, this is the one that needed laughter.
DARK sorcerer (3 days ago)
I’ve never laughed so hard
ussr communist russia (3 days ago)
10:55 just like Anne frank in the closet. My edit was putting in the time
Unknown Temptation (3 days ago)
The Machine
Brian Ahearn (3 days ago)
Crz Xm (3 days ago)
Sounds like Reynosa
Crz Xm (3 days ago)
"she definitely has another job. Trust me." Lol
Joe Arzola (3 days ago)
Not funny
blitz gaming (3 days ago)
Cardi B’s baby 1 Anne frank 0
G Blake (4 days ago)
This story didn’t happen. What’s amusing is that he thinks it’s amusing and that’s his great creative endeavor
Digital Phoenix (6 days ago)
this made me spit out my coco
Nick Beaudry (6 days ago)
Ari is such a dick! Look how he had stop Burt in the middle of joke to pull attention on him to let out that obnoxiously pretentious laugh. He couldn't just laugh with the audience, He Had too Interrupt Burt too let everyone else know. He literally let everyone else stop then he cock's his head all the way back look's up and Laugh's in the middle of Burt talking! That's such a Dick thing to do! Lmao smh like wtf? He did it loud AF right into the mic. He Start's @14:34 and ends at 14:45 ! Idk I thought it was rude af but funny, ... I guess.
Ashley (7 days ago)
I listened to this guys mofia story earlier 😂😂
Dominic Fox 1738 (8 days ago)
claire (8 days ago)
Miranda (8 days ago)
I’m Rosa tubsman
Kevin Rahman (9 days ago)
My face hurts from all the lols
Rachael Mary Angel (9 days ago)
Everything cool (9 days ago)
Who an frank
skyrunners hd gamin (9 days ago)
My god I can't breath
Ryan Rodriguez (10 days ago)
omg rosa tubsman
*CHILDISH* (11 days ago)
Had to click off the vid after the fake laugh
XxDemonSlayerxX (11 days ago)
I'm actually crying right now no joke
ReptileGaming (11 days ago)
I looked up flying dildos and didn’t get the results I was looking for 😂 LMAO
Tyrone Sawyer (11 days ago)
Lmfaoooo 😂😂😂😂
Seth Laws (12 days ago)
just not funny
HannyPlays (12 days ago)
I fuckin cried
Ahmed Ali (13 days ago)
He’s actually funny 😄
Alex's Customs (14 days ago)
Why is it when ever I see this man he isn’t wearing a shirt?
Andre Williams (15 days ago)
"You're up num nuts!" 😂🤣😅😂🤣😅
Grey Bayles (15 days ago)
I love when Bert gets so excited telling a story he sounds like hes about to burst into tears
Richard Browne (15 days ago)
Where is his shirt? Being an older generation...I don't get anything he said as funny. Just volger.
dowsaaa (15 days ago)
hey thats zane @11:12 lol
Mystical Soda (16 days ago)
Scuse me, what's a shirt? Oh, you mean a wussy skin condom? Condoms are for wusses! Shirts are like sleep; They are for the week!!
Reaper17 (16 days ago)
Harriet tubsman!!!! Lmfao! I just died
Jennifer Houghton (16 days ago)
Rosa Tubsman
Jamal Taylor (16 days ago)
It made it so much funnier because he didn't know who Anne Frank was
Cman 4dayz (16 days ago)
Bud Anne franke was a jew she in hell
RWB_Gary (16 days ago)
Bert is the best!
B Blessed (16 days ago)
Butt Beard (17 days ago)
How the fuck can one man have so many funny stories
Pro Gaming (17 days ago)
He looks like he is pregnant
ImNord (19 days ago)
he was raped xd
llinkii (19 days ago)
i'm one of the biggest pot head... but this presenter should stop smoking weed... for real..
Elizabeth Wagner (20 days ago)
Rosa tubsman 😂😂😂 close!!!
Tacobell _employee (20 days ago)
It would help if I knew what those people did and their story
M.S.E. Advanced (21 days ago)
I have not laughed this hard in a very long time
Jamaal Mitchell (21 days ago)
Fuck you Dan
Daniel Mata (22 days ago)
s satisfy her completely man it's our job as Adam here to do make them happy wife and. so something that she well bit your light
will howell (22 days ago)
my face hurts from laughing
Chris Drummond (22 days ago)
Is there a medical reason he is not wearing a shirt? What persuaded him to perform topless?
Ramiro Martinez Jr (23 days ago)
I just spit water all over my phone laughing so hard
King of the Nerds (23 days ago)
Do any of you know what it is like to just DIE of laughter in the middle of a sidewalk. I got so many strange looks because I couldn't speak because I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard.
TastyBrush (23 days ago)
Ari has a worse fake laugh than Tommy Wiseau!
Lane Fartin (23 days ago)
PooPoo Poo (23 days ago)
That Excalibur shit almost killed me 😂 my God, I can't stop lmfao
Lo Sv (24 days ago)
Who tf is Helen Keller
Mike CorLeoné (24 days ago)
Bert has apparently never seen the donkey show in tj...
Crozi Moto (24 days ago)
Just cruising YouTube and this just made my day, fucking hilarious
Goji The Reploid (24 days ago)
Wait was that Giraffe Pussy supposed to be a Rogan reference? Great show!
Maks Vuka (24 days ago)
the way he tells the story is on point ,very funny
Agomon Hossain (24 days ago)
My jaw hurts!! 🤣🤣🤣
gulldskalen (24 days ago)
hige as geraf pussy
rocco steo (24 days ago)
pull the pants up
Because Jamie (24 days ago)
only bert can tell this story...lmfao...
Mr.Tasty (25 days ago)
15:30 the dude that was on stage with him doing that dumb ass laugh if you gonna laugh like that don’t do it in the mic you fucking retard
Filip lahoda (25 days ago)
Why the heck is the host heckling the guest?
Sportycoolja (25 days ago)
the dude in the gray shirt to the left side looks like zane from david dobriks vlogs
Jamar Martin (25 days ago)
That was the best
Jade Miller (25 days ago)
That was fucking hilarious lol
Karen Williams (25 days ago)
Truly freaking hilarious to watch! 👍🏻 💚 😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏻👍🏻💚😂my stomach hurts so bad but it was very worth it! 👍🏻
SheerSniper7 (26 days ago)
his pants are aggressively low
ariannasv22 (26 days ago)
Is that a stripper pole
Max Bledsoe (26 days ago)
When Apollo 13 landed!?!?!?
Brian Jensen (26 days ago)
Make sure you watch it all the way to the end. It looks like it ends a little early but it goes on a little bit longer. This guy is a riot.
Kommentti Kommentti (26 days ago)
That guy with beard and moustache is my favourite, he laughed the least.
Sad Taco (26 days ago)
You know the people in the back only saw his butt crack
Kommentti Kommentti (26 days ago)
1: 30 ''I don't read a lot'' HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH why is everyone laughing?
Johnnie Two-Hats (26 days ago)
Who are Ann Frank and Helen Keller?
AbovelandFilms (26 days ago)
this was awesome... but whats the deal with the girl behind him... she didn't seem entertained
Dilly Dally (26 days ago)
Funny how he's slim from his rib cage up. With that said, put a $^/*& shirt on!
I’m not You tuber (27 days ago)
When you said flying dildo I imagine a big purple see through dildo with helicopter wings attached to the bottom.
Joel heller (27 days ago)
Was crying I was laughing so hard !!
Fietronic McGee (27 days ago)
Can't hear about Anne Frank without thinking of this.
luciflash (27 days ago)
It's Apollo 11, not 13.
A Tr (28 days ago)
Is anyone else confused by his lack of a shirt?
donavan legrand (28 days ago)
TheRagingPatato (29 days ago)
I’m in so much pain from laughing
William gerald (30 days ago)
Is that Zane from David Dobriks vlogs in the bottom left corner?
Cyphrix (30 days ago)
How does a 13 year old like me get here???
Space Cowboy (30 days ago)
"High as giraffe pussy" is now my new favorite thing XD

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